It's only narcissistic if you're not awesome.

There are many species in the Tool Kingdom, some more obvious than others. We here at Rusty George Creative are fairly certain you've run across a number of these gentlemen in your life, but allow us to assist in identifying the different breeds.

Read on to meet all the personalities being celebrated this April Tool's Day.

The Classic Tool has taken on many forms over the course of history but definitively hit its peak with the explosion of the Jersey Shore cast. Spending more time in the gym than an Olympic athlete, and more money on spray tans and bedazzlers than a pageant queen, he is tooldom personified.

For some women fame can be a turn on, and this guy has managed to find every single one of them. He splits his time between Rachel, Natalia, Amy, Sarah, Elin, er Kate, er . . . it’s ok, we lost track, too. Always on the lookout for a future Mrs. or just Miss Tonight, the Multi-Tasker is a tool for all purposes.

The Spiri-Tool answers to a power higher than any of us can comprehend. He's best known for his overacting, abundance of energy and anti-everyone-but-him rants, but at one point in his career we did find him endearing. Then he became holier than the rest of us.

You don't know his whole name. You don't really know what he's famous for. But, you do know that irritating feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you think about the celebrity he's knocked up and how big of a nest egg he's entitled to. What skill did he possess, again? Besides the obvious? Life is going to be a cake-walk for this winner from now on – that is, until The National Enquirer catches him straying into the Multi-Tasker category. Ah, love – Tool Style.

The Power Tool takes his tooldom to levels unknown. Laden with media access, money, and a healthy portion of ego, this guy – along with his goddesses – is in a class by himself. After all, when you have tiger blood running through your veins, there’s really not room in the category for anyone else, is there?

You've seen it all over the news, particularly following his much-anticipated-by-himself directorial debut. The drunken rants, glamorous mug shots, poorly chosen words on saved voicemails to ex-wives, they all have the same message: This diva is anti-everyone. He's anti-you, your mother, your college roommate and the stunt horse he rode in on. Except himself. He's pro-self.

Now that you’ve gotten to know the different species in the Tool Kingdom, let us know if we’ve missed anyone on our Facebook page.